Category — funnies

running joke about the “compulsory” training that organizations send you for:

Steven Covey’s famous 7 habits for successful people are nothing more than a free adaptation of very common Hokkien phrases 

Habit No 1: Be Pro-ActiveKin Ka Kin Chiew ( Fast leg, fast hand ) 

Habit No 2: Sharpen the SawToh Bua Lai Lai ( Make the knife sharp ) 

Habit No 3: Begin with the End In MindOoh Tao Ooh Buay ( Have head, have tail ) 

Habit No 4: First Things FirstChik Hung Chik Hung Lai - Ban Ban Lai( One thing at a time, slow and steady ); orCho Tow Seng ( Do first ; talk later ) 

Habit No 5: Think Win-WinLong Chong Ai Yarh ( Must win everything ) 

Habit No 6: Seek To Understand Rather Than To Be UnderstoodCho Lang Ai Eh Beng Pek ( You must be understanding ) 

Habit No 7: SynergizeTai Kay Ai Hup Chop ( All must cooperate ) 

More photo fun with photofunia!

 you can yearbook yourself at www.yearbookyourself.com :

*my new profile pic

Sing out loud!

 This 1844 Book chronicles the fatal consequences of some terrible disease.  What is it?  Why don’t you read the whole thing and find out for yourself lest you fall victim to this terrible malady.

After a long day at work or if I am feeling out of sorts, I turn to this cute site to cheer me up.

Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures-I can has Cheezeburger?

Cute cats up to all sorts of acrobatics and funny themes just makes me smile.

Read the comments in Amazon for this book…snigger snigger.

   hilarious write up on SAF via Mr Brown.

All Singaporean males, when in the prime of their life, are required to sacrifice two years of their life trapped in National Slavery Servitude (NS) or commonly known as Nothing but Shit, where they are trained to protect Singapore from the very real and credible threats of terrorists strapped to nuclear missiles, subterranean terrorist squid, mosquito terrorists, imminent invasion from Indonesia and Malaysia, and other terrifying things. Singaporean males who attempt to flee from their National Servitude are ruthlessly put out of commission, especially those with exceptional talents that could be put to good use elsewhere in the world; the rest of the world is not as important as Singapore’s national security.

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